Screm De La Screm

Popularised by British furries, the phrase screm de la screm refers to situations of extreme fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction. It can also be seen as a mock on the phrase 'Crème De La Crème'.
PERSON 1 : “Oh my God, I think your jacket is on fire. Literally.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm de la screm.”
by C L G December 02, 2022
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Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.
"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Bog Roll Bandits

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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Black Sign

Where two people sign a document that will probably end up causing a bad situation for both parties involved.
"Joe... What have we done? We just signed... A Black Sign..."
"I know... This is such a blow..."
by C L G September 21, 2017
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Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
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Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Francium Shake

A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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