C L G 's definitions

UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.

"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."

by C L G March 18, 2020

Jack The Tripper

When high on drugs, the act of tripping and hallucinating extreme visions of murdering people (normally women in questionable lines of work).

"Why is Ben cutting the floor with a plastic knife?"
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."

by C L G June 3, 2018

Lithium Shake

A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.

"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Fuckpecker

A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.

“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Brainzilched

To be brainzilched is to have your memories wiped, usually by extraterrestrial or government technologies. It can also be used to reference medical memory issues, but is not currently an NHS-approved terminology.

PERSON 1: “I've completely forgotten where I've been for the last 6 years. What's going on?”

PERSON 2: “Don't overreact, but you've been brainzilched.”

PERSON 1: “Wait, who are you again?”

by C L G July 11, 2025

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Red Sign

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.

“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”

by C L G March 24, 2020