When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.
by C L G December 02, 2022
A sarcastic term commonly used to replace 'Dictionary' when somebody uses longer words than they normally would.
by C L G February 14, 2020
A sarcastic term used by working class people in reference to ridiculously expensive products, especially consumables. It normally acts as a replacement brand name for the actual brand name of said expensive products.
It comes from the word ripoff, but is supposed to sound like an expensive brand too.
It comes from the word ripoff, but is supposed to sound like an expensive brand too.
“It's so annoying that we have to watch William swan around with his designer suits and his Ripoffiér chocolate.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."
by C L G March 24, 2020
Referring to the measurement of purity in respect to rare metals, Karat simply means top quality - the height of something in regards to how great it is.
David : “I just bought that new phone.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
A popular drink in the crime underworld that involves mixing cocaine with expensive alcoholic beverages.
"Bro. I know it's champagne, but what's with that price tag?"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"
by C L G June 28, 2018