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To be brainzilched is to have your memories wiped, usually by extraterrestrial or government technologies. It can also be used to reference medical memory issues, but is not currently an NHS-approved terminology.
PERSON 1: “I've completely forgotten where I've been for the last 6 years. What's going on?”
PERSON 2: “Don't overreact, but you've been brainzilched.”
PERSON 1: “Wait, who are you again?”
PERSON 2: “Don't overreact, but you've been brainzilched.”
PERSON 1: “Wait, who are you again?”
by C L G July 11, 2025
Get the Brainzilched mug."Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025
Get the Keep Your Jaw On mug.When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.
by C L G December 2, 2022
Get the Two Shea mug.PayPill refers to PayPal users who are arguably addicted to using the platform, much like some people are addicted to pills. Being a PayPill user is extremely dangerous, both financially and emotionally.
PERSON 1 : “Why the Hell are you in $859,097 debt???”
PERSON 2 : “I-I... I've been using PayPill...”
PERSON 2 : “I-I... I've been using PayPill...”
by C L G December 2, 2022
Get the PayPill mug.TechTok is the part of the popular video content platform TikTok where technical content is uploaded or viewed. As well as tech TikTok content, it can also be used to refer to TikTok's company development department, combining the word 'tech' with the name 'TikTok'.
PERSON 1 : “OMG, you work at TikTok? In the tech department?”
PERSON 2 : “No, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.”
PERSON 2 : “No, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
Get the TechTok mug.Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.
by C L G December 2, 2022
Get the Scrembled Eggs mug.The phrase 'Bob the Billder' refers to a stingy, tight, or overly expensive builder or manual contractor. It can also be used in reference to general laborers who are forceful or pushy when collecting their payment at the end of the job.
The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.
The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.
PERSON 1 : “That'll be $50m for the sink replacement, fella.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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