Orange Sign

Where somebody with an unlikely background gets the better end of a bargain.

"Joe. I feel empowered. You gave me a job. You did an Orange Sign."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."

by C L G September 21, 2017

50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.

50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"

by C L G March 24, 2020

Black Sign

Where two people sign a document that will probably end up causing a bad situation for both parties involved.

"Joe... What have we done? We just signed... A Black Sign..."
"I know... This is such a blow..."

by C L G September 21, 2017

Furnancial Director

A furnancial director refers to a furry who's primary income comes from the finance industry.

“Why is Gavin from accounting wearing a fox head?”
“He's a furnancial director.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

Tinned Soup

Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.

"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."

by C L G May 07, 2018

Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

Wafflefairy

A Wafflefairy is somebody who's extremely loud and irritating, often tormenting you in small but annoying ways.

“I'm never babysitting for them again. Their kid is such a Wafflefairy!”

by C L G June 29, 2020