C L G 's definitions

Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.

“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

TechTok

TechTok is the part of the popular video content platform TikTok where technical content is uploaded or viewed. As well as tech TikTok content, it can also be used to refer to TikTok's company development department, combining the word 'tech' with the name 'TikTok'.

PERSON 1 : “OMG, you work at TikTok? In the tech department?”
PERSON 2 : “No, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

No Rest For The Breast

An early parenting term that refers to the fact that a mother may feel that their baby always seems to be hungry, which may be tiring for said mother. Derived from the phrase 'no rest for the best'.

“Timmy's crying again... No Rest For The Breast, I guess.”

by C L G June 30, 2020

Cloud Fine

Derived from Cloud 9 (meaning Heaven or extreme happiness). A state that's not extremely happy, but is not extremely unhappy either.

"How're you, Matey?"
"Well I'm on Cloud Fine, if yer know what I mean!"

by C L G June 3, 2018

Pottage Pie

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.

"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"

by C L G September 21, 2017

Know Your Onions

A glorious piece of 1920s slang, to know your onions is to know what's going on.

PERSON 1 “How come you know about my new job at McDonald's?”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

Red Sign

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.

“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”

by C L G March 24, 2020