Definitions by C L G
Brainzilched
To be brainzilched is to have your memories wiped, usually by extraterrestrial or government technologies. It can also be used to reference medical memory issues, but is not currently an NHS-approved terminology.
PERSON 1: “I've completely forgotten where I've been for the last 6 years. What's going on?”
PERSON 2: “Don't overreact, but you've been brainzilched.”
PERSON 1: “Wait, who are you again?”
PERSON 2: “Don't overreact, but you've been brainzilched.”
PERSON 1: “Wait, who are you again?”
Brainzilched by C L G July 11, 2025
Keep Your Jaw On
"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
Keep Your Jaw On by C L G May 1, 2025
PayPill
PayPill refers to PayPal users who are arguably addicted to using the platform, much like some people are addicted to pills. Being a PayPill user is extremely dangerous, both financially and emotionally.
TechTok
TechTok is the part of the popular video content platform TikTok where technical content is uploaded or viewed. As well as tech TikTok content, it can also be used to refer to TikTok's company development department, combining the word 'tech' with the name 'TikTok'.
Scrembled Eggs
Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.
Scrembled Eggs by C L G December 2, 2022
Bob the Billder
The phrase 'Bob the Billder' refers to a stingy, tight, or overly expensive builder or manual contractor. It can also be used in reference to general laborers who are forceful or pushy when collecting their payment at the end of the job.
The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.
The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.
PERSON 1 : “That'll be $50m for the sink replacement, fella.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”
Bob the Billder by C L G December 2, 2022