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A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.
Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
by C L G September 2, 2017
Get the Chav mug.A popular drink in the crime underworld that involves mixing cocaine with expensive alcoholic beverages.
"Bro. I know it's champagne, but what's with that price tag?"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Copper Shake mug.A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.
"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Lithium Shake mug.An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.
"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Sodium Shake mug.A potassium shake is an illegal drink created by combining vodka and cocaine. It's commonly used by professional, middle class people when at parties or during leisure time.
"BOI. What the hip-hop am I pouring down ma' throat?!"
"Boss... Thassa' cuppa' Potassium Shake, Mannnnn."
"Boss... Thassa' cuppa' Potassium Shake, Mannnnn."
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Potassium Shake mug.A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Rubidium Shake mug.A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.
"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."
by C L G June 28, 2018
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