Definitions by Butthole penis
Poop finger
When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Poop finger by Butthole penis July 25, 2019
big sad hour
Big sad hour is a phrase used to show one's sorrow for someone else enduring a tough time. Usually it is not used for deaths or injury related events, but minor inconveniences in one's day-to-day life.
Hey man, how's it going?
Pretty bad bro, just got off a 10 hour shift at work.
Damn bro, that's a big sad hour
Pretty bad bro, just got off a 10 hour shift at work.
Damn bro, that's a big sad hour
big sad hour by Butthole penis January 2, 2019
spanknoodle
When you really like to spank your noodle, this is the word used to describe the action of spanking your noodle.
Doug: Hey Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.
spanknoodle by Butthole penis February 21, 2018
weed penis
weed penis by Butthole penis July 3, 2015