4 definitions by Butthole penis

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
by Butthole penis July 26, 2019
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When you really like to spank your noodle, this is the word used to describe the action of spanking your noodle.
Doug: Hey Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.
by Butthole penis February 20, 2018
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Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it
He did weed penis last night.
by Butthole penis June 24, 2015
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Big sad hour is a phrase used to show one's sorrow for someone else enduring a tough time. Usually it is not used for deaths or injury related events, but minor inconveniences in one's day-to-day life.
Hey man, how's it going?

Pretty bad bro, just got off a 10 hour shift at work.
Damn bro, that's a big sad hour
by Butthole penis January 2, 2019
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