Butthead's definitions

schmeggy

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma

the milk went all schmeggy

by butthead April 15, 2008

wazzer

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

by butthead September 26, 2008

Urban S’more

An Urban S'more is a five-some consisting of an extremely large white skinned fluffy as the marshmallow center, surrounded by two creamy chocolate sistas, held firmly together with a cracker on each side - preferably named Graham.

The Graham boys found the right ingredients for an Urban S’more!

by ButtHead November 11, 2013

Furbert

A person, usually a man, that is erotically involved or fixated on teddy bears. This is considered to be a fetish.

The furbert had a field day in the stuffed animal section and got the nickname in jail as "Diddle-Me-Elmo".

by Butthead February 6, 2005

Furball

A Furbert orgy. An freakish lifestyle group.

I just finished picking out the pink lint from my crack from last night's Furball.

by Butthead February 6, 2005

felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005

Slider

A person who travels through a wormhole to alterante but parallel universes.

Quinn Mallory was the orignial slider. he was from San Fransico. He got killed by a rabid moneky with a laser gun.

by Butthead November 1, 2004