Skip to main content

BusinessMan's definitions

Nintendo 64

One of the best consoles I've ever owned. While it is true that there were a lack of good Third Party titles, the fact is that I never buy a Nintendo console for Third Party games.

Nintendo made their fans proud with this console. Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask were WONDERFUL, Goldeneye 007 and Perfect Dark were stunningly good, and Super Mario 64 just wouldn't stop for me. These few Nintendo games managed to last me until the PS2 and GameCube come out!

Let people say what they want, I love this console!
If only there was a true successor to Super Mario 64.

Unfortunately, Super Mario Sunshine is not it and I'm doubting Super Mario 128.
by BusinessMan April 25, 2005
mugGet the Nintendo 64 mug.

Grrl

A way of spelling "girl". This way of spelling is most often used by AOL users, MMORPG addicts, video game magazines, and female gamers.

Unfortunately, they are all eventually subjected to natural selection.
Girl A: You go, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

Girl B; Yeah, you know it!

Guy A: .....what in the hell are you two talking about?
by BusinessMan September 2, 2005
mugGet the Grrl mug.

Internet

The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.
Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!

*After getting his new computer with Internet*

Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!
by BusinessMan February 25, 2005
mugGet the Internet mug.

SSBBW

It means "Super Size Big Beautiful Woman".

In other words, it is a type of person that is comparative to Big Foot. To better understand:

People say they've seen Big Foot. People say they've seen SSBBWs.

People give vague pictures of Big Foot. People give vague descriptions of SSBBWs.

In both case, neither have been spotted.
Whoa, was that a SSBBW? I should take a picture! But what intelligent individual will believe me that an morbidly obese woman could be beautiful?
by BusinessMan August 7, 2005
mugGet the SSBBW mug.

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
by BusinessMan July 21, 2005
mugGet the God's Gift To Women mug.

Church

That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.
Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.
by BusinessMan February 6, 2005
mugGet the Church mug.

Common Sense

A personality trait that allows a person to disconcern the obvious from what they see or do. Unfortunately, too many people lack this basic personality trait and it leads them to make stupid decisions which they pathetically try to justify. Their are also people who lacks common sense and is, for some reason, proud of it.

Most common type of people who lack common sense: Liberals, feminists, school kids, family court judges, judges presiding over litigation cases, fatasses who blame their obesity on others, most of Hollywood, PETA activists, morons who blame their parents when they fuck up, etc etc.
Common Sense - Washing your hands on a certain basis to avoid illness.

No Common Sense - Walking across the street in the face of oncoming traffic during a green light.

****

Common Sense - Going to college in preparation for adult life.

No Common Sense - Having premarital sex without protection.
by BusinessMan May 17, 2005
mugGet the Common Sense mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email