Definitions by Burger King Moose Ankles

Jelqmaxxing 

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔

Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

Jelqmaxxing by Burger King Moose Ankles November 23, 2023

The rizzard of oz 

That one guy that has all the rizz and gets infinite game.

Guy 1: yo how in tf does Richard get so many chicks

Guy 2: nah that mf is the rizzard of oz

The rizzard of oz by Burger King Moose Ankles December 9, 2022

Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀

Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?”
Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”

Where the Wang Chung is by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022

I swear on my friggin Yeezys

It means you swear on everything and if disagreed with you’re more than willing to fight because dollar store camera is equipped and world star is calling. Often associated with bread type shenanigans.

I swear on my friggin Yeezys if you wanna fight we gon fight -other person “what, you tryna get on world star?” Yeah I got my dollar store camera on.

I swear on my friggin Yeezys by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022

BBC 

Means “Beast on the Basketball Court” or a “Baller”

Guy 1: Jimmy is such a baller
Guy 2: he really is a BBC

BBC by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022