Bumkicker Slade's definitions

bumfodder

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

delicate

Indelicate.

Scandalous, shameful, worthy of disapprobation.

I am here to discuss a delicate matter with you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

soccer mom

An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.

Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

death penalty

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.

Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Pierre le Toque

The toque-wearing, cigarette-smoking man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

From toke, a puff or drag on a marijuana cigarette.

Also called Ziggy the Narc.

Common since the 1960s, and maybe earlier.

I gotta quit smoking this stuff. I saw Pierre le Toque truckin down the street.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

mule

The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.

I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005