lunger

A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.

Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

low rider

Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.

Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

goat pictures

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

smear the queer

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

narcissistic

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.

Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005