Definitions by Bumkicker Slade
crib
A very old expression for one's dwelling or place of residence.
Common for at least the last 160 years.
Common for at least the last 160 years.
Come on over to my crib.
crib by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
thumb your nose
A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.
To cock a snook.
To cock a snook.
thumb your nose by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
poor man's piano
poor man's piano by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
soccer mom
An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
soccer mom by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
binderfender
A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.
There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!
There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!
Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.
binderfender by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
plumber
A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
plumber by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005