145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

106
A flushing commode. A toilet.
Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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107
A short form of the expression, blind mullet.
There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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108
A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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109
A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.
Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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110
To spit. To expectorate.
Marla stepped outside for a moment to hack a Louie on the sidewalk.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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111
A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.
Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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112
A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.
Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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