poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

butt out

To leave. To make one's exit.

Very common in 1960s.

I'm tired of this party. Let's butt out.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.

Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

nigger heap

A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.

Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006