nicotine stains

Fartstains. Skidmarks. Cooney Gravy. Poop stains in your underwear.

My ol man smokes cigarettes and blows the smoke out his arse. He has nicotine stains in his drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

prance

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.

Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

rat

A large block Chevrolet V8 engine.

Compare with mouse.

Benny runs a 460 rat motor in his old Camero.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005