hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

mouse

A small-block Chevrolet V8 engine. The first mouse was the 265 inch engine of 1955. The largest mouse was 350 inches.

Compare with Rat.

My truck has a mouse motor.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

rat

A large block Chevrolet V8 engine.

Compare with mouse.

Benny runs a 460 rat motor in his old Camero.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Arkansas Warshing Machine

A flushing commode. A toilet.

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

coon shine

Alcoholic booze preferred by colored guys, such as Colt 45 or Country Club.

Leonidas gonna score us some coon shine.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005