Bumkicker Slade's definitions

bumwad

Toilet paper. Bumfodder. Bumf. Arse wipe. Mountain Money.

Hey, there's no bumwad in the crapper!

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

my ass

I.

The first person singular pronoun.

My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

nigger-lipping

The act of holding a cigarette in your lips enough to moisten the paper.

Hey man, quit nigger-lipping that cigarette. I want a drag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Drop Trou Wllie

A President Clinton doll that drops trou.

I got a Drop Trou Willie for my daughter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

granny gear

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.

We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005