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possum

What everyone should eat mo of.
Eat mo possum. It's great in a stew.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
mugGet the possummug.

white sidewalls

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.
Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
mugGet the white sidewallsmug.

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006
mugGet the swab jockeymug.

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
mugGet the goon squadmug.

sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.
There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
mugGet the sail catmug.

hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.
Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
mugGet the hairy assmug.

plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
mugGet the plumbermug.

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