hack a Louie

Marla stepped outside for a moment to hack a Louie on the sidewalk.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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carpenter's dream

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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day care brat

The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.

Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."

Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.

These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005
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dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.
Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
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You Rass

A expression of derision or disbelief.

Compare to your ass.
Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.

The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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scrounge

To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.
The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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