25 definitions by Bum Stigity Bum
by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010
An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
by Bum Stigity Bum February 20, 2011
by Bum Stigity Bum November 10, 2010
by Bum Stigity Bum February 4, 2011
-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.
by Bum Stigity Bum December 2, 2010
A black friend of a white, asian, or hispanic guy. Could be the token black guy that people are seeking out to complete their social circle. Lends credibility to someone trying not to appear racist.
-I can't make it, I'm going bowling with my Afbro.
-You have an Afbro? Since when?
-Since I started keeping it real. Your crew is whiter than Crisco.
-Damn, I just got served.
-You have an Afbro? Since when?
-Since I started keeping it real. Your crew is whiter than Crisco.
-Damn, I just got served.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010