by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010
What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
by Bum Stigity Bum November 27, 2010
-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.
by Bum Stigity Bum December 02, 2010
A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.
-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.
by Bum Stigity Bum December 18, 2010
by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010
A black friend of a white, asian, or hispanic guy. Could be the token black guy that people are seeking out to complete their social circle. Lends credibility to someone trying not to appear racist.
-I can't make it, I'm going bowling with my Afbro.
-You have an Afbro? Since when?
-Since I started keeping it real. Your crew is whiter than Crisco.
-Damn, I just got served.
-You have an Afbro? Since when?
-Since I started keeping it real. Your crew is whiter than Crisco.
-Damn, I just got served.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010