homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.

-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*

by Bum Stigity Bum March 06, 2011

volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine

-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Bum Stiggity Bum

Basically a slang genius. He just invents slang all day and listens to Das EFX.

-Hey where's Bum Stiggity Bum?
-Droppin' knowledge on Urban Dictionary.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010

Aussie Ausbourne

A huge rock star from Australia who bites the heads off of wombats on stage.

-G'day mate, you see Aussie last noyt?
-Aussie Ausbourne? Yeah mate, front row, oym still cahvahd in the blood of mahsupyuls.

by Bum Stigity Bum March 03, 2011

rapeape

A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.

-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 03, 2010

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010