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Definitions by Bum Stigity Bum

Railsplitter 

A roadie specializing in arranging lines of nose candy on the tour bus. When the band is finished with their show, they have little slices of heaven waiting for them.
Groupie: Can you get me on the bus?
Railsplitter: No, but I can get you high as heeeelllllllll.

Bum Stiggity Bum 

Basically a slang genius. He just invents slang all day and listens to Das EFX.
-Hey where's Bum Stiggity Bum?
-Droppin' knowledge on Urban Dictionary.
Bum Stiggity Bum by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010
A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.
-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.
rapeape by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
A black friend of a white, asian, or hispanic guy. Could be the token black guy that people are seeking out to complete their social circle. Lends credibility to someone trying not to appear racist.
-I can't make it, I'm going bowling with my Afbro.
-You have an Afbro? Since when?
-Since I started keeping it real. Your crew is whiter than Crisco.
-Damn, I just got served.
Afbro by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
(brah-thur) He's your brother AND your father.

Ex: A man and a woman have a son. Once he is old enough to fire live ammunition, he sleeps with mom, impregnating her. She gives birth to a child who has a mother and a brather.
Son: Hey want to go light firecrackers?
Brather: Normally I would, except I grounded you for stealing my cigarettes, remember?
brather by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
Homer Simpson's soap of choice.
Where'd i put that bar of....D'ove! (hits head on shower faucet)
D'ove by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine
-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus
volcanhole by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010