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The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
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Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
Get the Polish Salad Bar mug.A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
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The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.
by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012
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Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.
by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012
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I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.
by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012
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If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.
by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012
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