Flatubating

Is when you are going to town on yourself and randomly start to fart but continue to masturbate anyway.

Ex 1. Yo, I was so gassy last night but I needed to relieve some stress and I ended up flatubating.

by BKSN October 3, 2017

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid

"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"

by Dr.F November 16, 2013

Flamebating

Flamebating is when one posts comments on forums such as those in Facebook to elicit an extremely strong response, or provoke argument with the intent to insult

Don't respond to that troll, he's just flamebating you.

by Zolhaye August 18, 2015

Flatubation

Masturbating to the smell of your own farts.

Flatubation is probably best in the morning when I have gas and morning wood.

by LefseLunatic September 13, 2019

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005