that girl

1. A femal at a wedding or social gathering who is oblivious that she is making an ass of herself and embarassing everyone who knows her.

Rich brought "that girl" to Jeff's wedding. She got up and sang with the band, she was drunk and had no voice. A total whore.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

woman on top

The male lies on his back while his partner straddles his torso. She controls the rhythm and depth of penetration. He lies flat with movement restricted somewhat by her weight and his lack of leverage. Some women prefer to lay forward so she may kiss her mate, while others choose to sit up straight. Regardless of which you prefer, an interesting idea is to just rock back and forth or in a circular motion while resting on your partner’s body. There is more clitoral stimulation this way, and it also has the advantage of the feeling of deep penetration, which some women really like. Another great advantage is that this motion is less stimulating for a man, and he can often last longer this way.

I love it when my woman is on top.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.

See Eddie Murphy.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Stimpy

1. a very bad cat
2. see Ren
3. stupid, balloted sack of protoplasm

"Stimpy, you fool, you could have gotten us killed you eeeidiot!"

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

end

1. to finish
2. final point
3. to kill

3. I will end you if you call me stinky weaselteats one more time.

by Bud E Love May 08, 2003

whorish

1. adj. to describe some one a slutty, or like a whore
2. chubby teens in clothes too tight that makes them look like a sausage busting out of the casing.

Carla is looking a bit whorish today with that half shirt coving her belly - whouldn;t that thing be flat?!!?!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003