Better Coming Than Going

The phrase "better coming than going", describes a girl or guy who looks really hot while walking towards you, however looks particularly average from behind, while he/she is walking away.

Mike: "Damn... check out this girl coming down the footpath - the blonde".
Dave: "Hell yes - she is stunning..."
** Girl Walks Past **
Dave: "...however better coming than going - that ass is terrible."

by buckonz February 29, 2012

Janopause

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?

by buckonz January 06, 2012

My Nipples Are Hard

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.

Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!

by buckonz February 28, 2010

iFaithful

Someone who fully supports Apple products, without hesitation and regardless of obvious shortcomings in the offering.

Dave: "Gee Mike, you're in late today!"
Mike: "Yeah, I had to fight my way through the iFaithful lined up at the electronics store around the courner, waiting for the 3G iPhone to be released!"

by buckonz July 11, 2008

on the level

Used to desribe someone who is a Freemason (member of the Masonic Lodge or related side-orders). The level (a builders tool used to to "prove" horizontals), in Freemasnory, indicates that all human beings are the equal - that not one person is any better than another.

"I notice you're wearing a masonic pin on your jacket - so you're on the level then?"

by BuckoNZ December 13, 2003

Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

by buckonz March 05, 2010

on the gas

The term "on the gas" is to used to describe a person or persons who are currently or have been, drinking alcohol.

Dave: "Hey man, what did you get up too in the weekend?"
Mike: "Oh, me and a few mates when down to the local bar and got on the gas, Saturday night."
Dave: "So, a quiet one on Sunday then?"
Mike: "Yep, you could say that."

by buckonz February 20, 2009