Bubba Zanetti 's definitions

necromancy

The act of bringing up an old thread on a forum.

The lurker-turned-noobie posted "me too" in a thread from 2000 and got flamed wave after wave for her necromancy.

by Bubba Zanetti April 9, 2005

penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

ego trippin

Acting like you're all that.

Quentin Tarantino is ego trippin.

by Bubba Zanetti April 10, 2005

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020

dice

slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.

i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!

by Bubba Zanetti May 3, 2005

trainspotter

someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information

see also: nerd.

The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.

by Bubba Zanetti April 14, 2005

maggot taxi

In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.

We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing

by Bubba Zanetti September 28, 2018