BuZz3r

1.A very large cow that smells like a ronchy pig.
2.A fat persons ass.
3.A large pimple on a horses ass.

1.You mom is a BuZz3r.
2.You dad has a BuZz3r.
3.Your mom and your like to eat a BuZz3R

by BuZz October 28, 2004

Schault

pedofile who is also in love with mike alstott

Schault tried doing the shocker to 7th graders.

by buzz November 26, 2003

hum ding

a girl who is ugly as f**k

mate, she is seriously hum ding

by buzz May 27, 2004

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.

Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.

by buzz January 04, 2005

ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 04, 2005

Shade Mission

To embark on a mission seeking women of which you have no emotional tyes or a relationship, upon returning from this mission it will never be spoken of in the presence of anyone who wasn't there. Events taking place usually involve shady women, obsurd amounts of alcohol, and nameless acts during this intoxication.

Last night me and a couple buddies went on a Shade Mission.

by Buzz April 04, 2003