fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.
1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.
by bt February 28, 2003
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hitter in the shitter

1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak

2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home
1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!

2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!
by bt February 20, 2003
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nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.
My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.
by bt February 27, 2003
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caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use
1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.
by bt February 25, 2003
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bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass
1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.
by bt February 28, 2003
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too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.
<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?
by bt February 20, 2003
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twatalicious

Jim told me that, your moms cock tasted the opposite of twatalicious.
by bt March 05, 2003
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