Distractify

The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.

by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

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Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017

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A woman who would support a man who by all accounts has no respect for women. Based on Newt Gingrich's marriages and desertion of sick wives.

I can't believe she took him back after he drained her bank account and cheated on her. She must be a real Newt-case.

by Bryce Morganthau March 05, 2012

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Someone who makes awkward statements like. "All the trees are the right size.", like Mitt Romney did at his speech in Detroit.

I didn't think anyone could out -moron George Bushes' gaffes until this Mittiot came along.

by Bryce Morganthau March 05, 2012

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When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 04, 2023

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When someone presents an easily provable falsehood as absolute truth in an effort to make someone doubt their sanity.

Trump' s inauguration crowd was the largest in all of history is a claim that exemplifies truthlessness.

by Bryce Morganthau January 22, 2017

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When a person is trying sooo hard to be inconspicuous, that they look suspicious.

Although she had a restraining order against him, he stayed behind the dumpster, waiting for her to come home in an inconspicious manner.

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