Bryce Morganthau 's definitions

Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017

Mittiot

Someone who makes awkward statements like. "All the trees are the right size.", like Mitt Romney did at his speech in Detroit.

I didn't think anyone could out -moron George Bushes' gaffes until this Mittiot came along.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012

Caligulastocracy

A government run by a narcissistic sociopath that gleefully abuses children, women and vulnerable people. Surrounded by sycophants and enablers, they commit unthinkable atrocities.

Keeping innocent children separated from their families locked in cages without adequate provisions is what can occur in a Caligulastocracy.

by Bryce Morganthau July 13, 2019

inconspicious

When a person is trying sooo hard to be inconspicuous, that they look suspicious.

Although she had a restraining order against him, he stayed behind the dumpster, waiting for her to come home in an inconspicious manner.

by Bryce Morganthau June 12, 2011

Mattressidal

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 4, 2023

Distractify

Distractify

The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.

by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

Truthlessness

When someone presents an easily provable falsehood as absolute truth in an effort to make someone doubt their sanity.

Trump' s inauguration crowd was the largest in all of history is a claim that exemplifies truthlessness.

by Bryce Morganthau January 22, 2017