Definitions by Bryce Morganthau

Mattressidal 

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

Mattressidal by Bryce Morganthau April 4, 2023

Reposery 

A couch or lounge chair for lying down on
while posing in a suggestive come hither
manner. A place to lay in a prone position
posing for a portrait destined to be hung in a
brothel or a castle.

The next time we video chat, I will be reaching out to you from the reposery.

Reposery by Bryce Morganthau November 16, 2022

exhonorbated 

To falsely claim you or someone else was found not guilty of an accusation or crime.

Even if you were guilty and later acquitted you can say you were exhonorbated.

exhonorbated by Bryce Morganthau January 26, 2020

Distractify 

Distractify

The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.

Distractify by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

Caligulastocracy 

A government run by a narcissistic sociopath that gleefully abuses children, women and vulnerable people. Surrounded by sycophants and enablers, they commit unthinkable atrocities.

Keeping innocent children separated from their families locked in cages without adequate provisions is what can occur in a Caligulastocracy.

Caligulastocracy by Bryce Morganthau July 13, 2019

Hemoglobically challenged 

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

Hemoglobically challenged by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017

Truthlessness 

When someone presents an easily provable falsehood as absolute truth in an effort to make someone doubt their sanity.

Trump' s inauguration crowd was the largest in all of history is a claim that exemplifies truthlessness.

Truthlessness by Bryce Morganthau January 22, 2017