Bryce Morganthau's definitions

Trump tweet

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Truthlessness

When someone presents an easily provable falsehood as absolute truth in an effort to make someone doubt their sanity.

Trump' s inauguration crowd was the largest in all of history is a claim that exemplifies truthlessness.

by Bryce Morganthau January 22, 2017

Caligulastocracy

A government run by a narcissistic sociopath that gleefully abuses children, women and vulnerable people. Surrounded by sycophants and enablers, they commit unthinkable atrocities.

Keeping innocent children separated from their families locked in cages without adequate provisions is what can occur in a Caligulastocracy.

by Bryce Morganthau July 13, 2019

Newt-case

A woman who would support a man who by all accounts has no respect for women. Based on Newt Gingrich's marriages and desertion of sick wives.

I can't believe she took him back after he drained her bank account and cheated on her. She must be a real Newt-case.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012

exhonorbated

To falsely claim you or someone else was found not guilty of an accusation or crime.

Even if you were guilty and later acquitted you can say you were exhonorbated.

by Bryce Morganthau January 26, 2020

Reposery

A couch or lounge chair for lying down on
while posing in a suggestive come hither
manner. A place to lay in a prone position
posing for a portrait destined to be hung in a
brothel or a castle.

The next time we video chat, I will be reaching out to you from the reposery.

by Bryce Morganthau November 16, 2022

Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017