Definitions by Bryce King

shoelace 

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

shoelace by Bryce King January 23, 2011

steadmanized 

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.

Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?

steadmanized by Bryce King October 7, 2008

brainiac 

One who is not only intelligent, but gives the best blowjobs.

My girl gives great head and is incredibly smart; but when I think about it, she's always been a brainiac.

brainiac by Bryce King September 19, 2007

comeback pussy 

Pussy so good, that you must have it again.

Joy has that comeback pussy. I can't get enough of it.

comeback pussy by Bryce King April 6, 2007