Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
by Bryan Gilbreath April 19, 2011
A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 14, 2010
T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 04, 2011
Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!
by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009
Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.
a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 12, 2011