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Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
Get the pamnesia mug.An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.
A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010
Get the fudge pact mug.A 'Pitt maneuver' is when a female forces an unwilling/unwitting male to attend a romantic movie. These movies generally star some glamourous ,handsome dude like Brad Pitt. They are typically the kinds of movies that a male will avoid attending at any cost. This maneuver is similar in methodology to the police department's 'PIT' maneuver, whereby a police vehicle forces the apprehended vehicle's occupant into compliance against their will.
A: Hey man, missed you at the pool hall last night, what happened?
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
by Bryan Gilbreath June 7, 2010
Get the Pitt maneuver mug.A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011
Get the partial mirth abortion mug.A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
Get the Enragement ring mug.Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009
Get the poovenir mug.'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.
Me: Good Morning Dale.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008
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