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Definitions by Bryan Gilbreath

mikegrain headache 

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.
A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
stresstival by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

poovenir 

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.
Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
poovenir by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009
The time that you spend waitingin line for your turn in the bathroom.
Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!
eturdity by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009

refraining order 

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.
Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

Multi-flasking 

A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.
G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.
Multi-flasking by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009
Certain males innate ability to cause females to swoon.
T: Man, that guy is hitting on his fifth girl tonight.
B: That's nothing man. He got numbers from ten last night. He's just working his bragic.
bragic by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009