Definitions by Bryan Gilbreath
fatronize
A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
fatronize by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011
fudge pact
An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.
A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
fudge pact by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010
science friction
A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.
science friction by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010
Birkenstocker
A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010
mexchup
mexchup by Bryan Gilbreath October 6, 2010
Pitt maneuver
A 'Pitt maneuver' is when a female forces an unwilling/unwitting male to attend a romantic movie. These movies generally star some glamourous ,handsome dude like Brad Pitt. They are typically the kinds of movies that a male will avoid attending at any cost. This maneuver is similar in methodology to the police department's 'PIT' maneuver, whereby a police vehicle forces the apprehended vehicle's occupant into compliance against their will.
A: Hey man, missed you at the pool hall last night, what happened?
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
Pitt maneuver by Bryan Gilbreath June 7, 2010
faced of time
Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
faced of time by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010