Definitions by Brutus the dog

Guguzuas

A name for the male testicles, used in a polite but hysterical fashion. Commonly used in a manner to make good fun of a male that believes he has that dog in him. Used to avoid saying anything vulgar but still prove your point.

Son-In-Law: I go to the gym naked and just lift weights!
Mother-In-Law(In defense of Daughter): Till you drop a dumbell on them Guguzuas!

Guguzuas by Brutus the dog November 7, 2025

Yankyon

the northern version of “couyon”. Meaning dumb Yankee similar to the southern Louisiana term.

Southerner: You’re such a couyon!
Northerner: No! I’m a Yankyon!

Yankyon by Brutus the dog August 2, 2025

Crangurd 

When ones grandmother throws your knees to your ears and sticks you meat in her gob.

I got crangurded last night and now can’t walk.

Crangurd by Brutus the dog May 13, 2020