Brutus the dog's definitions

Guguzuas

A name for the male testicles, used in a polite but hysterical fashion. Commonly used in a manner to make good fun of a male that believes he has that dog in him. Used to avoid saying anything vulgar but still prove your point.

Son-In-Law: I go to the gym naked and just lift weights!
Mother-In-Law(In defense of Daughter): Till you drop a dumbell on them Guguzuas!

by Brutus the dog November 7, 2025

Crangurd

When ones grandmother throws your knees to your ears and sticks you meat in her gob.

I got crangurded last night and now can’t walk.

by Brutus the dog May 13, 2020

Yankyon

the northern version of “couyon”. Meaning dumb Yankee similar to the southern Louisiana term.

Southerner: You’re such a couyon!
Northerner: No! I’m a Yankyon!

by Brutus the dog August 2, 2025