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Much like a side note; an announcement made by a straight man that he is about to make a seemingly homosexual statement.
Dude, if your girlfriend doesn't hurry up we're going to be late; and on a gay note, you shouldn't wear brown shoes with a tuxedo.
by Brutal Iris July 12, 2011
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Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.
by Brutal Iris April 3, 2011
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by Brutal Iris March 14, 2011
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