Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Brutal Iris

Gay note

Much like a side note; an announcement made by a straight man that he is about to make a seemingly homosexual statement.

Dude, if your girlfriend doesn't hurry up we're going to be late; and on a gay note, you shouldn't wear brown shoes with a tuxedo.

A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.

Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.

The act of a man ejaculating into his hand and striking the face of his sexual partner with said hand

She didn't want me to ruin her new sheets, so I gave her a slap happy.