Bruk's definitions

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009

Britski

To put one's face in between a girl's breasts, rubbing head back and forth between both breasts while saying "Britski". Sounds to others as "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ritski!!!!!"

He gave that woman a Britski last night at the bar. It was hilarious.

by Bruk May 10, 2003

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008

Chronnoisseur

An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.

Jack: "Spence, you are SUCH a Stoner!"
Spencer: "I prefer the term 'chronnoisseur', thank you."

by Bruk March 11, 2006

#420

Gamesnet (Now Gamesurge)'s famous channel for pot smoking culture, sessions, and discussions of many different topics, including religion, politics, and what Sabb put in his asshole the previous night. Founded in 1997, it still exists to this day with many users idling and chiefing it up. No selling/trading of any sort is condoned; just partaking of herbal refreshment. *tokes*

Join #420 for all your marijuana needs! Just don't be a douchebag.

by Bruk March 30, 2009

Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.

Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"

by Bruk March 5, 2010

Hit the on a 12

Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.

Man, some fast food would really hit the on a 12 right now!

by Bruk February 21, 2003