Fat Man Bite

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.
"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."
by Bruk July 13, 2008
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Awp!

An exclamation of excitement. Usually used before a statement of grand discovery or reflection. (i.e. "Hell yeah!")

Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.
Awp! I got me some motherfuckin' cheetos!
by Bruk May 06, 2008
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Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!
Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man
by Bruk November 02, 2011
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Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.
Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.
by Bruk February 21, 2003
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Hit the on a 12

Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.
Man, some fast food would really hit the on a 12 right now!
by Bruk February 21, 2003
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Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.
by Bruk August 05, 2008
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Britski

To put one's face in between a girl's breasts, rubbing head back and forth between both breasts while saying "Britski". Sounds to others as "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ritski!!!!!"
He gave that woman a Britski last night at the bar. It was hilarious.
by Bruk May 11, 2003
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