BruhMoment1738 's definitions

Simp Nation

A simp is someone who is submissive to their gf/crush. They do unnecessary tasks for women and waste money on girls for nothing in return. Simp Nation is the collective of all simps. Do not become a part of Simp Nation and helps bro's who might be succumbing to Simp Nation!

Joey: I started doing my crushes homework for her. When do you think she will ask me out?!

Ethan: Welcome to Simp Nation!

by BruhMoment1738 December 20, 2019

Footwrong

When the subway footlong sandwich is not actaully a foot long it is considered a footwrong. On average a subway footlong sandwich is 11 inches so they are actually mostly footwrongs.

Kevin: Why do you have a tape measure to eat your sandwich?

Ethan: I want to determine if Subway gave me a footlong or a footwrong.

by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

Bamgurham

When you put the bun of a hamburger between two beef patties to create a sort of reverse hamburger. It must not have cheese.

Ethan: Hey what are we gonna eat?

Noah: I could go for a bamgurham right about now!

by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

Troner

An erection caused from the vibrations of the road on a long car trip.

I'm worried about getting a troner on this long drive!

by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

Appleing

A Michigan past time where you pick un-edible apples off the gound and throw them at trees as hard as you can to see them explode.

Ethan: I'm so bored today. Wanna do something?

Joey: We could go appleing.

by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

Truly Humbled Under God

The moniker that THUG stands for. It's where rapper Young Thug originates his name sake according to defense testimony in Fulton County Superior Court of Atlanta Georgia.

Most people think about a thug as a criminal, but to Jeffery, 'THUG' had a different meaning, something very personal. It was his pact, that if he could ever make it, ending the "endless cycle of hopelessness," and that if he achieved his goal, he would be "Truly Humbled Under God." That's what 'THUG' means.

by BruhMoment1738 January 21, 2024

Night Milk

Milk that tastes better than all other milk, simply because it is drank during the night. Essentially the same concept as night water but with milk.

Kevin: Well it's 3AM. What should we get to drink?

Ethan: How about some night milk from McDonalds!

by BruhMoment1738 April 28, 2020