Bruce's definitions

cocky

A person that is really musucular or big.

" When Iron Mike was in shape he was cocky as hell."

by Bruce April 23, 2005

prozzies

"A forum for da ho in all of uz"

A congregation of elite attractive witty open-minded individuals who enjoy discrimination and all things perverse.

Hey yo, those people at Prozzies make me sick. Ya'll ain't got no self respect. Notice how my girl don't post there no more? Yeh. Word.

(Real life exmaples of people too ugly for Prozzies)

by Bruce April 25, 2005

goldschlaugger

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber

#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum

by Bruce November 15, 2003

Gutter Snipe

A dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water.

That goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change.

by Bruce November 22, 2003

eurotroll

A poster on an internet forum or a user in an internet chatroom who is from Europe and whose postings consist almost entirely of anti-American statements.

That new Finnish guy is just a eurotroll. All he does is post allegations of US warcrimes in Iraq.

by Bruce December 1, 2003

Cyberwhipped

A person so involved in the world of cyberlust and self gratifacation, that they completely shut themselves off from others, and even become green with cyberjealousy to the point of changing rooms often, or in severe cases hiding in locked web sites.

Hey Joe..want to go to the bar tonight?

Can't Jack..better stick around the house.

by Bruce August 8, 2003

skeech

Very short haircut.

My first day at boot camp I was pretty nervous standing in line for a haircut because every guy was coming out of the barbershop with a skeech.

by Bruce August 8, 2003