Bruce's definitions

gunfingers

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion

when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg

by Bruce September 16, 2003

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Neckhole

Noun:

A friend, a companion.

Man, I really like that neckhole.

by Bruce April 3, 2005

rasnikkle

A piece of toast and gooseberry jam stolen by a green goblin and then fed to it's cat

Where is my toast, I hope it's not become a rasnikkle

by Bruce September 14, 2003

powned

It derives from being “owned” in an online FPS game, like DOOM or QUAKE.

If someone frags you, esp. quickly, they consider you “owned”. If they type “owned” in the text message box too quickly (because they’re too busy shooting stuff), they hit the “p” key instead of the “o” key, because those keys are spatially local, and they end up typing “pwned”. Eventually, “pwned” became more popular to type than “owned”.

I totally p0wned those rebels!

by Bruce October 8, 2004

full slam

when a guy and a girl hit all four 'bases' in one night. Usually starting off with kissing...and doing everything else leading up to sex.

Me 'n my girl hit a full slam on saturday night, we both had fun.

by Bruce March 13, 2004

anglin

Trying to pull some cooter. From angling, the thing that fishermen do.

What are you doing tonight, bro?
Going to PB to go anglin. Hotties gonna be all over this steeze. Dip dip derp.

by Bruce September 13, 2005