Definitions by Brownbottom Cupcake

Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.

I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.

Paddy Whack by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

Knick Knack 

Spontaneously jizz in your pants

After having not masturbated in two days, I knick knacked in my pants during geography class.

Knick Knack by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a girl and you pull out too quickly. Your finger is thus suddenly trapped by the Venus fly trap-like vagina. Only when you re-enter, and release slowly, is your finger able to exit.

She almost dislocated my finger when she Chinese Finger Trapped me.

Chinese Finger Trap by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009