Brother Joe 's definitions

Road-art

Roadkill that has been elaboratly spread across the road in a gruesome yet pleasing way. Roadkill in general. Pancakes.

We were taking I-91 when Bly pointed out a dead skunk. "Look! Road-art!"

by Brother Joe January 10, 2006

Road-Black

A member of BLM blocking traffic while protesting.

There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.

by Brother Joe October 2, 2016

Rue

To regret, wishing a certain situation never happened, to remorse.

"You'll rue the day you ever messed with me!"

by Brother Joe July 23, 2005

Erasist

Title for one who puts forth or supports any effort to erase "racism" by all races.

The multi-ethnic party was hosted by an Erasist for the purpose of furthering interracial tolerance and understanding

by Brother Joe February 29, 2016

spaceturbation

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

by Brother Joe May 29, 2017

To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.

Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.

by Brother Joe August 8, 2005

Farph

The release of a loud fart at the onset of sudden intense laughter.

Little Jimmy was so funny he made me Farph before he even started his stand-up routine!

by Brother Joe February 2, 2015