14 definitions by Bros Call Me DP
when a an ugly 40 year old dude lures a 16 year old away wit candy and rapes her pussy(clit(if u dont kno what a clit is im gonna cry))
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
the biggest retard to ever be president of anything
the dude needs to go fuck himself and stop blamin arabs for what his poor ass did on 9/11
FUCK BUSH!!!
the dude needs to go fuck himself and stop blamin arabs for what his poor ass did on 9/11
FUCK BUSH!!!
by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006
something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."
boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
well it can mean double penetration, donkey punch or puncture, and hes the coldest character on aqua teen hunger force EVER
i mean the bulls the best
i mean the bulls the best
1. D to the P lets go i got the munchies
2. DP that dude totlly cut you off flip him some burnage big time, suck on that padre!
3. DP:uhh...oh man my probe, what happened to my probe?
Frilock:yea u stuck it in that laser, u thought it was a breast
DP:did i fill her up dude?
Frilock: IT WAS A LASER
DP: oh rite, rite
2. DP that dude totlly cut you off flip him some burnage big time, suck on that padre!
3. DP:uhh...oh man my probe, what happened to my probe?
Frilock:yea u stuck it in that laser, u thought it was a breast
DP:did i fill her up dude?
Frilock: IT WAS A LASER
DP: oh rite, rite
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
dude, dude, dude its like totally when someone tries to masturbait through their pocket without anyone noticing
(but someone will notice when the dude has a cream of wheat)
(but someone will notice when the dude has a cream of wheat)
by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006
a person who might entertain you for a price you discuss behind a curtain
oh and its also what the biggest influencial person to children says all the time...im talkin bout santa
oh and its also what the biggest influencial person to children says all the time...im talkin bout santa
by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006
when a man thinks a girl is pretty but doesnt want to stay with her, he has sex(hit) and then leaves(dip). can also be refered to as nail and bail.
You:Man my girlfriend is a bitch.
Friend:Did she let you hit yet?
You:No.
Friend:Dude she might be a bitch but shes hot so just hit and dip.
You:Ok.
Friend:Did she let you hit yet?
You:No.
Friend:Dude she might be a bitch but shes hot so just hit and dip.
You:Ok.
by Bros Call Me DP September 25, 2006