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Definitions by Broman memedude

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
Penis Man by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Heavy weapons guy 

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily
Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
Your Mother by Broman memedude February 2, 2023

January 23 

National punch your teacher in the face day
Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23
January 23 by Broman memedude January 23, 2023

Daddy Magic 

The type of magic that asshole Willy Stampler tried to take from Darryl Willson, Ron Stampler, Henry Oak and Glenn Close
Person 1: Did you listen to dungeons and daddies season one?
Person 2: Yeah, there's a lot of Daddy Magic
Daddy Magic by Broman memedude January 17, 2023