fagit

An adjective popularized by the YouTube "comic" Spodermen. It's pronounced "fa-jit", contrary to popular belief. Skeptics should go watch any one of Spodermen's videos.

According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).

The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
ur an fagit
ur an fuking fagit
kys cuz ur an big fagit
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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that's what she said

A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.

It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.

The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
Person 1: Wow, that's really small.

Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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anime

A genre of animation originating in Japan.

For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.

Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
Anime is fucking awful; the graphics are shit; and the fans are retards.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 03, 2016
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Weeaboo

Somebody obsessed with Japanese culture. Usually takes the form of an anime or manga addiction. The majority of weeaboos (shortened form: weebs) are American teenagers with little to no social life.

Most anime fans are quick to say they're not a weeb when talking about anime to a broader audience than their fellow fans. The fact that these supposedly normal fans need to justify the "fact" that they're "normal" ends up making them look like the very group they're trying to distance themselves from. If you have to verbally insist that you're normal, you're probably not. "Normality" should be self-evident.

However, even anime fans who feverishly insist they're "not obsessed" have some hope. The very sad fact is that many anime fans go so far as to adopt weeaboo as a descriptive term for themselves, either not knowing or caring that it's an insult. Those people have no hope whatsoever.

One more thing: most weeaboos jerk off to hentai. They're that pathetic. "Normal" anime fans on Urban Dictionary write definitions for "anime" that repetitively insist, "it's not porn!1!" to little effect — nobody just assumes anime is purely porn. But people often do point out that there's an established genre of pornography based off of cartoons that gather an obsessive fanbase! That makes you, dear weeaboo, look weird. No matter how loudly you scream (in broken Japanese) that hentai and anime are completely different.
Weeaboos are fucking obsessed with anime.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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bay bay

The "Austin Powers" way of saying "baby". In other words: "baby" with added swag.
Yeeah bay bay! Lets shag!
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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otaku

Basically Japanese for "nerd".

It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D

Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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Merio

A simple yet explanatory analogy: Merio is to Mario as Spodermen is to Spiderman. Merio is a YouTube character who is addicted to 'shrooms and several other drugs, and details his comedical exploits through various animated two-dimensional narrations which are similar in many ways to the Dolan comic series. His content is higher-quality than the (somehow) more popular Spodermen.

Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
helo am merio
n 2dai am going to tode for sum shroomz
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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