Brodo_Swaggins's definitions
A genre of animation originating in Japan.
For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.
Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.
Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 3, 2016
Get the animemug. A slur used against homosexual men.
It has been overused and applied to people who are not gay so many times it has practically become an insult with no meaning or sting. The shortened form is "fag", which also means a bundle of sticks, and sounds slightly more sharp when said or typed.
Note that it is seemingly male-specific and rarely, if ever, applies to females (lesbian or not).
It has been overused and applied to people who are not gay so many times it has practically become an insult with no meaning or sting. The shortened form is "fag", which also means a bundle of sticks, and sounds slightly more sharp when said or typed.
Note that it is seemingly male-specific and rarely, if ever, applies to females (lesbian or not).
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
Get the faggotmug. A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.
It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.
The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.
The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
Person 1: Wow, that's really small.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the that's what she saidmug. An adjective popularized by the YouTube "comic" Spodermen. It's pronounced "fa-jit", contrary to popular belief. Skeptics should go watch any one of Spodermen's videos.
According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).
The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).
The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the fagitmug. A simple yet explanatory analogy: Merio is to Mario as Spodermen is to Spiderman. Merio is a YouTube character who is addicted to 'shrooms and several other drugs, and details his comedical exploits through various animated two-dimensional narrations which are similar in many ways to the Dolan comic series. His content is higher-quality than the (somehow) more popular Spodermen.
Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the Meriomug. A dog breed.
Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.
Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.
Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the Pugmug. A euphemism for marijuana.
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
Get the weedmug.