Definitions by Brian X

PBR 

Inexplicably popular hipsterbrau.

PBR by Brian X September 15, 2003

psychic 

A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.

psychic by Brian X September 15, 2003

roundheeled 

Slutty, in the sense of rounded heels for easy positioning on the back. Archaic, but rather useful. Think of a skanky weeble.

roundheeled by Brian X September 11, 2003

barratry 

The abuse of lawsuits and the legal system to harrass or intimidate a victim. A popular pastime in the United States.

Both the RIAA and the Church of Scientology have broken new ground in the field of barratry.

barratry by Brian X August 27, 2003

slut butts

Marlboro Lights. Apparently all too popular with the lesser grade of woman.

slut butts by Brian X August 25, 2003

shrub 

A money plant, usually found in or near white houses.

shrub by Brian X August 14, 2003

Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.

So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?

Crate and Barrel by Brian X July 9, 2003