Brian Johnson's definitions

snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

France

A country that used to be good friends with america, they gave us troops in the revolution and the Statue of Liberty, we saved France and many of the Jews in france from the Germans in 1944, with the help of British, canadian, australian foces, not to mention French resistance forces

But now we hate eachother, don't know why....whatever happened to "friends help friends out" and when the other friend says no to something we start a propganda campaign, in return the other friends people have anti-american rallies.

by Brian Johnson August 30, 2003

Trehaddle

Going to a abandoned place or dark alleyway to preform sexual acts upon each other

That abandoned car park is where they go to trehaddle

by Brian Johnson October 14, 2021

sniperfied

Something you supposed to say when you kill someone with a sniper rifle on a game.

Kyle: Boom! You have been...sniperfied

Me: Indeed I have!

by Brian Johnson October 7, 2003

Bedihouse

What they call it when your mom tucks you in when you're in your 20's.

James, I made your bedihouse downstairs.

by Brian Johnson February 10, 2005

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005