Brian's definitions

banter

Banter! Chattin some shite... At my school they just shout out BANTER! occassionally to move things along a bit.

"Banter!" "Thats some well ace banter."

by Brian February 27, 2004

power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

by Brian September 8, 2006

break you off

To make George W. Bush your bitch.

I am going to break you off Mr. President!

by Brian October 5, 2004

In god We Trust

for some reason, this phrase is on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 21, 2005

detroit spinners

DETROIT SPINNERS - Spinning rim add ons for Sportbikes.

Detroit Spinners are just like Sprewells for your Motorcycle.

Http://www.detroitspinners.com

by brian November 5, 2003

flake flake floomph

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.

Dude, you just floated a flake flake floomph.

by Brian April 15, 2003

trainer

A program for a computer game that enables cheating.

Grand Theft Auto III has trainers that allow you to have infinite ammunition.

by Brian December 5, 2003