Brian's definitions

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 24, 2004

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe

think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee

by Brian February 4, 2005

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

M

the ESRB rating that stands for Mature, 17+. It basically means it has lots of violence or sex and stuff, and that stores are supposed to check id's when selling the game (unfortunatley, they actually do)

darn that m rating!!! It means I can't sneak out and buy Grand Theft Auto San Andreas at Best Buy. I guess I can try downloading it...

by brian July 12, 2005

Hummer Week

This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.

During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.

by Brian December 3, 2003

Medieval

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.

"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

roflomglmaobrblolwtfimobbq

ooh my that was so funny and weird and I dont understand wow hahahah what

"hai gaiz whats up"

"roflomglmaobrblolwtfimobbq"

by Brian March 17, 2005