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WorldWind

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Programme downloadable from NASA allowing the user to view satellite imagery across the entire inhabited globe - football stadiums etc can be recgonised. Some areas in the USA are even more detailed with the USGS-1m imagery - individual buildings can be identified.
I downloaded WorldWind the other day and it is the bomb!
by brendan December 1, 2004
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fatty confusion

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What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.
1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.
by brendan November 21, 2004
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black watch

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UK army regiment from Perthshire sent into Iraq "triangle of death" as an aid to American troops in the region. This is in the effort to take control of Fallujah, the only city in Iraq remaining under rebel control.
Three soldiers from the Black Watch were killed by a suicide bomber today.
by brendan November 5, 2004
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bodybuilding

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The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.
Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit
by brendan November 5, 2004
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Ulous

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Absurd or crazy

Stems from ridic-ulous
You are acting completely ulous right now without any reason to be
by Brendan November 4, 2004
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CADPAT

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CADPAT - Canadian Disruptive Pattern
It is a digital camoflage pattern created and used by the Canadian Army. There is CADPAT-TW (Temperate Woodland), and CADPAT-AR (Arid Regions)

It has been adopted by the Marines and made into their own pattern, Marpat. The digital pattern works very well.
CADPAT breaks up the pattern in the bush, providing better camoflage.
by Brendan October 18, 2004
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Fattiebanger

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Meaning one who has sex with a large person. Also can be used to describe a fat person or a person with a large significant other.
That is a true fattiebanger, her ass is like a motha fucker.

His fattiebanger is a dumb ho, she's a bit fishy.

No one likes a fattiebanger.
by brendan October 13, 2004
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