Brendan's definitions
The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.
by Brendan September 13, 2003
Get the g33kmug. 
The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.
*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"
by brendan June 19, 2004
Get the three second rulemug. by brendan September 5, 2004
Get the subcutaneousmug. by Brendan April 7, 2003
Get the Stanemug. by Brendan April 5, 2003
Get the Stud Muffinmug. Sage Hill is a school that all in all is bullshit.
1. For $19000 dollars a year not only could one get a decent education they could get the education with a gorilla fucking them up the ass.
2. It contains individuals such as the Palleys. An ugly family with way to much money. And they also show to places uninvited.
3. For 19 grand they will gladly fuck your sense of community so far up that you will never see the world as it is.
4. Full of liberals that want to legalize gay marriage, and want us all to lose our fire arms.
5. Even though they have 19 grand per student... the chairs, computesr, and doors all suck shit.
6. 2. There was a teacher that had gay porn on the internet... i rest my case
fuck teh paleys
1. For $19000 dollars a year not only could one get a decent education they could get the education with a gorilla fucking them up the ass.
2. It contains individuals such as the Palleys. An ugly family with way to much money. And they also show to places uninvited.
3. For 19 grand they will gladly fuck your sense of community so far up that you will never see the world as it is.
4. Full of liberals that want to legalize gay marriage, and want us all to lose our fire arms.
5. Even though they have 19 grand per student... the chairs, computesr, and doors all suck shit.
6. 2. There was a teacher that had gay porn on the internet... i rest my case
fuck teh paleys
by brendan February 11, 2005
Get the Sage Hillmug.