Brendan's definitions

Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.

omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.

by Brendan March 28, 2005

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Incher

Someone with a tiny dick, around about 1 inch long.

Grant Downie

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Furry Cup

The vaginal area of a woman

''Do you drink from the furry cup coz u sure look lie a lemon?''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

by Brendan November 30, 2005