Brendan's definitions

asl

1. Above Sea Level
2. Age Sex Location
3. American Sign Language

1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

by Brendan March 29, 2004

quickie

Luceal Ritchie's new business venture, Quickie & Tang.

''I just had a quickie @ quickie n tang, hardly worth my £2 though, she sucked like a donkey''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

pimp hand

using your pimp hand to keep the gurls attracted to you..being a player

keep the pimp hand strong..
"will do will do"

by brendan February 22, 2004

doric

NE Scotland language/dialect.

Fit like stranger, far d'yi bide?

by brendan May 20, 2004

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

1337

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

by Brendan July 23, 2006

merc

mercedez benz

''damn did u see her merc convertable? fucking whack!''

by brendan August 10, 2003