Brandon's definitions

California smile

Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.

What happens to the black fellow in American History X. See Bite the Curb

by Brandon August 8, 2004

Gibby

A person of no importance.

Hey gibby how are you today

by Brandon August 13, 2004

Shwang Shwang

sweet,kool,awesome,tight,etc.

for exampl: if sum1 sez they'v got a new g/f u kood say Shwang Shwang

by Brandon September 20, 2003

MightyMex

A boy that is Mexican and is very strong and good looking. Also a trum used to describe sexual pleasure

Damn Pablo you are on fly Mighty Mex.
Jill I will give you some Mighty Mex

by Brandon February 9, 2004

synthslop

Corruption of "synthpop" (synthesized popular), a melodic and soulful form of electronic dance music, used by conservative snobs who are paralyzed by their own machismo.

Tonight, we are going to go to a club that plays primarily industrial, punk, and synthpop music.

by Brandon April 8, 2004

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Cracker

A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.

"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"

by Brandon December 10, 2004