Braavosi's definitions

charlie fox

A cluster-fuck; a naval term used to describe when everything is going wrong. See SNAFU

We got a charlie-fox! Contact 3 is off radar!

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

nematocyst

1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish

Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

REMF

Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.

The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.

Shit! That REMF canceled the supply drop! We're on our own for this one!

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

emtarkanderundersgunderson

One with a long and stupid name. Abbreviated to Em.

Boy, Em, you sure have some long and stupid names.

by Braavosi July 7, 2003

Rageahol

What Homer Simpson is addicted to.

"It's true! I'm a rageaholic! I can't live without rageahol!"

by Braavosi May 4, 2003