the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

animal raper

a person that rapes animals.

Camram Crotchhole is an animal rapist

by Brad November 14, 2003

lindsayism

A word or phrase that makes absolutely no sense to anyone except Lindsay.
Also see: Nonsense

Me: Do you like lindsayisms?
Lindsay: Word up kid!
Me & Danie: Lol hahaahahahaha DORKUS MALORKUS!!
Lindsay: Razor!

by Brad August 30, 2008

shalrin

To be a complete ass.

See that guy over there..yeah, Shalrin....he is an ass, thatd for sure.

by Brad March 21, 2005

mozzie

Australian for mosquito

these flaming mozzies are sucking me blood dry bazza

by brad September 20, 2003

thorax

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

Not "Thor Axe"

See also:
ashtray; carcass; birdcage

Hey there, Thorax (while addressing someone)

by Brad February 26, 2004