Santa Ana winds

Hot, dry winds in Southern California that come from the desert, most common during fall or winter. They bring very low humidity, world class visibility, and perfect weather, until they incite arsonists to start fires, which the winds spread at explosive rates.

While New York was suffering with a mid-January blizzard, the Santa Ana winds came to Southern California and brought gorgeous 85 degree weather and deep blue skies to San Diego, at which point an arsonist scumbag started a fire that burned 750000 acres and 500 homes.

by Boxcar Bob October 29, 2006

cartorcycle

A noisy car that sounds exactly like a loud motorcycle.

VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM! Arggh! It's another noisy motorcycle, I mean car, I mean cartorcycle. Obviously the douchebag driver wants some attention as he think he's really cool.

by Boxcar Bob July 28, 2019

Mexinvasion

The unavoidable increase of Mexican illegal immigrant population in the United States, especially in Southern states like California. From there it will spread to the rest of the U.S until the Mexicans become the predominant ethnic group in the U.S., the official language will become Spanish, and America will become a third world country.

The family is considering moving out of California. Seeing the slow detorioration of cities around them and hearing the dire predictions that whites will soon become a minority, they know they must either become fluent in Spanish or escape the Mexinvasion.

by Boxcar Bob November 04, 2006

tech suckport

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

by Boxcar Bob July 04, 2007

cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 28, 2008

June Gloom

Extremely annoying late spring to early summer (and sometimes all summer long) weather phenomenon in coastal Southern California that causes relentless, damp, dreary, miserable weather with drizzle and fog for weeks without end at the beaches. It sometimes spreads into the mountains. This shocks tourists who come to 'sunny Southern California' to instead find themselves in Alaska. It spoils beach days a'plenty and for most locals is the most dreaded time of the year. Number 1 cause for Seasonal Affective Disorder in Southern California. A.k.a. May Gray.

Tourist from East Coast: We're going to sunny Southern California to celebrate Memorial Day and the start of summer.
(Tourist arrives in San Diego)
Tourist: What's up with this stupid weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our June Gloom. We've just entered into winter in San Diego. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.

by Boxcar Bob May 25, 2007

Democrite

A hypocritical Democrat or liberal. They became quite noticeable after their dear, sweet scandal-plagued Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election to Donald Trump. Despite their claims to be tolerant of all people, they hate Trump with a passion and will never accept him as President. Some of them also hate all conservatives. They are blind to their own faults as well as those of Obama and Hillary. They believe Hillary is entitled to be President just because she is a woman.

Example 1
Hillary: (To Trump) If I win and you refuse to accept the election results, that is an unprecedented threat to Democracy.
Democrite: I fully agree with her statement.
(After Hillary loses)
Democrite: (E-Mail to red state Electoral College member) Hillary won the popular vote. You better vote for Hillary or I will kill you.

Example 2
Democrite: Hillary was treated unfairly by the media before the election.
Republican: Are you kidding me? The pro Clinton media made Trump the devil and dismissed nearly every bad thing about Hillary. She was a horrible candidate.
Democrite: That is not true. Russian hacking cost her the election.

Example 3
Democrite: How could you vote for Trump, you racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic bigot?
Republican: I am not a bigot. Hillary committed crimes which the media would not mention.

Democrite: That's a lie. She loves all kinds of people. Love Trumps hate.
Repubilican: She also supports the murder of unborn babies.
Democrite: An unborn baby is not a person, stupid.
Republican: You wouldn't be here today if your mother aborted you.

by Boxcar Bob January 17, 2017