Definitions by Boston Dudeist

Preemptive Schrodinger's Joke

When someone knows a shared post will offend people, so preface it with "Don't agree, but this is funny."

Has the Preemptive Schrodinger's Joke ever fooled anyone?

Preemptive Schrodinger's Joke by Boston Dudeist August 22, 2026

Physical Media Master Race

People who insist physical media will always be superior to digital, and will never die, and that digital media will lead to some kind of Armageddon where all movies, tv shows, music, and video games no longer exist.

Physical Media Master Race: I have an old reel-to-reel player, so when the world ends, I'll still be able to watch all my favorite movies, especially since all physical media is completely indestructible.

Physical Media Master Race by Boston Dudeist July 2, 2026

gentrification 

Like Replacement Theory in reverse, except it's actually real.

Thank God for gentrification, it's not like there aren't way more than enough white middle class suburbs in this country.

gentrification by Boston Dudeist February 22, 2025

Woke 

Word used by people too insecure to admit they find something offensive.

What they say: "Great, more woke crap!"

What they mean: "F@#$%ts on Star Trek? I'M OFFENDED!!1!

Woke by Boston Dudeist June 27, 2024

Depp 

Narcissistic manchild who refuses to except responsibility for his actions.

1: You hear what he did? Went out and bought a fucking doberman while I was at work, without even consulting me!
2: Your husband sounds like a real Depp!

Depp by Boston Dudeist January 13, 2023