today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.

I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.

by BornBlitzed September 07, 2018

plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010

syllabobble

Talking so fast that your mouth gets ahead of your brain, and you wind up flipping syllables around or dropping them entirely.

"I can't believe you actually did that; I call sheganigans!"
"You mean shenanigans? Syllabobbling again, are we?"

"Kim Kardashian is such a skank; I would marry her!"
"Please tell me you meant to say, wouldn't."
"Oops, I did! Man, what a syllabobble."

by BornBlitzed August 11, 2012

this is a thing

1) This exists.

2) This is a current fad, fashion, or meme.

People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.

Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!

A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?

by BornBlitzed December 08, 2016

McCorporation

A company with a very large number of brick and mortar outlets, often national if not worldwide. The corporate cultures of these profit-driven companies usually include an expectation of consistency from store to store, enforced by a rigid set of rules and a series of metrics that often measure variables which are outside their employees' control. This does not protect said employees from the consequences of failing to meet those standards.

Some of the best-known McCorporations include McDonald's (duh), Wal-Mart and Aldi.

by BornBlitzed January 02, 2018

Mistake Whiskey

A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."

by BornBlitzed January 03, 2007

thundersleet

A rare weather event combining freezing rain and lightning, similar to thundersnow.

For the first big storm of the spring we've gotten a crazy mix of snow, sleet, freezing rain, thunder and lightning; it's either a freak thundersleet phenomenon or a sign of the Snowpocalypse!

by BornBlitzed March 24, 2011