Definitions by Bonny lad

Fodey 

Short for forty four, as in .44 Magnum.

"Good gracious Ian, the girl scouts are back seeling more of those disgustin cookies!"
"Don't panic, Barbara. I'm packin' my fodey."

Fodey by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

Crossword Nazi 

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.

"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"

Crossword Nazi by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

ranny

I believe I heard some charver scumbag or other use this word to mean 'hungry'. Possibly derived from 'ravenous'. As in:

Eee, ah feel puar ranny th'knaas. Let's howay doon the lurcal Greggs!

ranny by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Howdon Claw 

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.

"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."

Howdon Claw by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

yem 

Geordie word meaning 'home'.

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."

yem by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Weapon 

Cambridge area slang adjective meaning 'good'. Is opposite to 'budget'.

"Check out my new Nova. I reckon its proper weapon."
"Nah mate, it's well budget" (etc)

Weapon by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Bonzer 

Simply means brilliant.

"Wow. That's Bonzer!"

Bonzer by Bonny lad November 11, 2004