Bonny lad's definitions

Laughing at the Ground

Being sick; vomiting.

"Hey, look at him. Half a pint of lager and he's already laughing at the ground."
"Yeah. Let's get him!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Chrome

With reference to the handgun definitions, chrome can be used to express satisfaction or approval about pretty much anything.

"Michael, have you seen my new fresh orange sqeeuzer?"
"Shit bitch, that is CHROME!"
"No, it's stainless steel. It matches the blender..." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

mouse's ear

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe

One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!

"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

ranny

I believe I heard some charver scumbag or other use this word to mean 'hungry'. Possibly derived from 'ravenous'. As in:

Eee, ah feel puar ranny th'knaas. Let's howay doon the lurcal Greggs!

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.

Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Clammin

North East of England slang term meaning 'hungry'.

Hyar mate, giz' a bit o yer borga, ah's puar clammin like.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004