mouse's ear

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Chrome

With reference to the handgun definitions, chrome can be used to express satisfaction or approval about pretty much anything.

"Michael, have you seen my new fresh orange sqeeuzer?"
"Shit bitch, that is CHROME!"
"No, it's stainless steel. It matches the blender..." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

yem

Geordie word meaning 'home'.

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

send an urgent fax

verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.

Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Twote

If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.

You know what, he's a real twote.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe

One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!

"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004