by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.
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Check this out on any search engine if you don't beleive me.
"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
by Bonny lad November 30, 2004
When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.
"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."
by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!
"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Being sick; vomiting.
"Hey, look at him. Half a pint of lager and he's already laughing at the ground."
"Yeah. Let's get him!"
"Yeah. Let's get him!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004