Definitions by Bobo The Clown
Chaff
A phone call from an unrecognized number where the caller leaves no voicemail or other message identifying themselves or explaining why they called.
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Unlike spam, chaff isn’t necessarily a scam, solicitation, robocall, or other known junk. You simply don’t know who called, and the caller left you no reason to call back.
The term comes from chaff—the worthless material separated from useful grain. The identifiable and meaningful calls are the wheat; the unexplained calls that leave nothing behind are the chaff.
Spam is known junk. Chaff is unknown and leaves nothing behind.
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Unlike spam, chaff isn’t necessarily a scam, solicitation, robocall, or other known junk. You simply don’t know who called, and the caller left you no reason to call back.
The term comes from chaff—the worthless material separated from useful grain. The identifiable and meaningful calls are the wheat; the unexplained calls that leave nothing behind are the chaff.
Spam is known junk. Chaff is unknown and leaves nothing behind.
“Who called?”
“No idea. I didn’t recognize the number and they didn’t leave a message. Just chaff.”
“I had five missed calls today: one from my dentist, two spam calls, and two chaff.”
“No idea. I didn’t recognize the number and they didn’t leave a message. Just chaff.”
“I had five missed calls today: one from my dentist, two spam calls, and two chaff.”
Chaff by Bobo the clown September 10, 2026
cyber pester
To cyber pester someone is to repeatedly and playfully annoy them online — sending too many messages, memes, tags, reactions, or notifications. It’s a lighthearted, non-threatening version of cyberstalking: still irritating, but more goofy than scary.
1. “Don’t cyber pester me right now; I’m busy.”
2. “He tried to cyber pester me all morning with dumb memes.”
3. “If you cyber pester your ex again, you’re going to regret it.”
4. “My brother will cyber pester the whole family group chat until someone responds.”
2. “He tried to cyber pester me all morning with dumb memes.”
3. “If you cyber pester your ex again, you’re going to regret it.”
4. “My brother will cyber pester the whole family group chat until someone responds.”
cyber pester by Bobo the clown November 16, 2025
double-bearelled
1. Having two degrees from UC Berkeley; twice the Cal pride in one person.
2. Playfully, describing anyone who goes all-in twice, like a Bear with both barrels loaded.
2. Playfully, describing anyone who goes all-in twice, like a Bear with both barrels loaded.
1. “He’s double-bearelled — Haas undergrad and CNR master’s.”
2. “She’s double-bearelled — first in the office, last at the party.”
2. “She’s double-bearelled — first in the office, last at the party.”
double-bearelled by Bobo the clown September 28, 2025
Hornery
Cranky or irritable due to sexual frustration. A playful mash-up of horny and ornery, describing someone who’s testy, edgy, or moody when in need of intimacy.
“She’s not hangry, she’s just hornery because it’s been awhile”.
“After a week of camping with his pals, Bob came home feeling downright hornery”.
“After a week of camping with his pals, Bob came home feeling downright hornery”.
Hornery by Bobo the clown August 17, 2025
bojo
Sex god from the roman city of "Herculaneum ", this extremeley gorgeous male has a way with the women that can only be mastered by himself. Take no reference to the definition above, lies and deceit will get you no-where.
He is now known for his talent in the great sport of basketball, where no one exceedes his tallent.
He is now known for his talent in the great sport of basketball, where no one exceedes his tallent.
bojo by BoBo The Clown April 3, 2004
ganoosh
ganoosh by bobo the clown February 20, 2004
specter
specter by bobo the clown January 3, 2004