Definitions by Bobby Lad

Morbidly ugly 

A take on morbidly obese but only used for extremely ugly people.

Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is morbidly ugly
Person 2: Yer i know man....i think i better get her to the doctors.

OMG...that person was morbidly ugly!

Morbidly ugly by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006

Abeth 

An interesting and unique way of refering to a person named Abigail. Abeth is only used by those of extremely high standards and are usaually well respected in society.

Lord/Lady: Would it be possible for me to borrow your parasol Abeth whilst i visit my good friend the Queen this weekend?
Lord/Lady:Would you care to join me Abeth in my attempt to relieve my gut in the little lady's room?

Abeth by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006

fanny flop 

when a woman jumps into a pool with her legs open.

OMG i so win the diving contest......i did a fanny flop!!!!

fanny flop by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006

big willy style 

a term that boys with a big willy use to describe the way they act/dress/have sex.

Big willy style coming through!!
Will Smith: na na nana nana big willy style

big willy style by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006

Bin laden 

Not a nice man/person with strange beard.
oi u Bin Laden, go get a hair cut.

My name's Osama Bin Laden, i did a shit in the garden,
a number 2, not on the loo,
i did a great big poo.

I used quick shit remover, and scrubed it with the hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.

I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it ate the cat,
and then it became fat.

Bin laden by Bobby Lad October 4, 2006