5 definitions by Bobby Beauty
An absolute legend. The guy at a party who drinks two cases of beer, smokes a pack of darts, packs absolute dingers with the boys, and manages to wheel the hottest broad at the send. You aspire to be like this guy.
Holy shit, look at Henry. He's 22 beers deep, put around a gram of blow up his nose, and he's leaving with Emily right now. Fuck, this guy's a beauty.
by Bobby Beauty March 15, 2021
Former defenseman for the Vancouver Canucks. Known for his massive hit on Nathan Horton in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals, but better known for being a beauty. Remember, it's not about scoring 90-100 points in a season to be a beauty, but rather about scoring 3-5.
"Look what just came in the mail today! My Aaron Rome jersey off eBay! Paid maybe $15 for it, nice deal eh?"
by Bobby Beauty March 13, 2022
The best game mode in the NHL video games. Whether ya want to trade 4 first round picks for a beauty like Alex Galchenyuk, or rebuild the Red Wings to be better than the 80's Oilers, the choice is up to you. Just don't be like a Jim Benning and sign plugs to the team, cuz you're better than that✋
by Bobby Beauty March 13, 2022
The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020