PFT

Penis Fly Trap; a vagina

did you see her PFT? DAAAAAMN!!

by Bobby December 24, 2002

Discondonkulated

1. One's mental state immediately following a severe "Donkey Punch". Symptoms include slurred speach, lazy eyes, and occasional loss of bowel control.

That bitch was so discondokulated, she couldn't dial 9111

by BOBBY September 19, 2003

bakala

Person whose face looks like a penis, but has a mangina.

Joe needed a bambulance because a bakala was attacking him at the gas station.

by Bobby November 14, 2003

SEX

WOW SMART ONE GUYS

SEX IS GREAT

by Bobby July 25, 2014

terfidid

When you go to fuck a girl but you reqalize shes a dude you grab her by the toes and staple her to a tree and whip out your cock and beat her to death with it.

"Yo man it happened again"
"what"
"I hadda terfidid this bitchdude"
"what'd you do with the body"
"Well i rolled my blueballs away and threw her in a dumpster"

by bobby April 04, 2004

hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

schnoogens

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.

1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!

by bobby May 26, 2004