neekacheeka

ugly ass whore who has a lot of hair and eveybody hates except for a russian girl

neeka lin

by bobby June 28, 2003

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 01, 2005

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

calaluca

Fucking asshole who should kill herself she has ugly bruises on her legs and is skinny and loves taking huge tree branches up her butt. She is probually one of the most unattractive women ive ever seen.

ugly bruised dog slut who wishes she could suck jeff hannons penis but even he has moral and wouldnt let that creature slob on his knob.

by bobby April 20, 2005

swoosh

When u man/woman/horse/TIMMY sticks his penis up a girls ass and she farts it out and it goes swoosh

Timmy got swooshed and now the bathroom smells after he uses it

by bobby January 14, 2004

Rootsin

The soda beverage Rootbeer, often sipped upon by a moron. AKA "Genuwine Rooty Beer"

Skimme a Genuwine Rootsin! Don't skip on the root!

by bobby August 21, 2003

Tardmart

Anything that Josh Warner buys.
taxation without penetration is cool

Josh, can I get your frequent buyers card from Tardmart?

by Bobby December 12, 2003