4 definitions by Bob statutory

Hungarian hot fudge sundae

When you have explosive diarrhea all over someone’s chest and then you proceed to top said chest with whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, and chopped almonds. You then put a bib on and proceed to say “let’s dig in!” As you ravenously dig in to this scrumptious dessert you have created.

Olivia ate a Hungarian Hot Fudge sundae the other night

by Bob statutory January 18, 2021

The “blanket incident”

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.

Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the “blanket incident”

by Bob statutory December 31, 2021

Shannon Butt Surprise

The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.

Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise

by Bob statutory December 31, 2021

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 21, 2021